愚人节马上就到了，不管是要整人还是借着节日告白都要行动起来了。准备整人的饼干、道具，准备告白的就选择一束鲜花。
愚人节是西方人的节日，所以就给大家准备好了愚人节的英文祝福语，送给自己的朋友还有心上人。
1、In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
2、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
3、April Fool's Day, clever cheat gold cheat silver fake money, romantic cheat liaison fake hug, foolish fool puppy funny bird, mentally handicapped still laughing, dumbfounded looking at the message that: Wow, I can be careful!
愚人节到，高明的骗金骗银骗钞票，浪漫的骗情骗爱骗拥抱，傻气的骗骗小狗逗逗鸟，弱智的上当还在笑，呆头呆脑的看着短信说：哇塞，我可要小心!
4、Your body is always so slim, always skill so agile, life is always relaxed, all day long play in the mountains, the food you eat are pure natural pollution-free green food, alas, when the monkey is really Good! Happy Fool's Day!
你身材永远都是那么苗条，身手总是那么敏捷，生活总是很悠闲，整天都是游玩在名川大山间，你吃的食物都是挺好无污染绿色食品，唉，当猴子真好!祝愚人节快乐!
5、Know how I know you? Kindergarten when the teacher said: bedwetting a penalty of three yuan, two penalties five yuan, three penalty ten yuan, I was asking how much monthly subscription, you are very determined to raise his hand and said: the teacher I do New Year card!
知道我怎么认识你的么?上幼儿园的时候老师说：尿床一次罚三元，两次罚五元，三次罚十元，我正想问包月多少钱时，你很坚毅的举手说：老师，我办年卡!
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